Volker Kauder, the head of the CDU faction, let the cat out of the bag in the taxpayer funded news as to why politicians fear the Qur’an distribution by the Salafists. If the book is distributed en masse without cost, there is the fear that it will also be thrown away and end up in the landfill – with incalculable consequences. And for this he is afraid. Look at Afghanistan! This is how far we have brought things in our Taliban Republic. Berlin is the same as Kabul!

And so, we won’t be able to get around hiring Qur’an trash detectives at taxpayer expense who will sniff out discarded copies of the holy book in all of the trash containers, who will take them out, kiss them, clean them, spray them with essence of rose and in a ceremonious prayer procession bring them to the nearest Salafist mosque. There, the damaged Qur’ans will be given over to the ruling imam for further Sharia-compliant recycling under bows of obeisance, genuflexions and thousands of apologies and the plea for forgiveness. Wait and see!

Posted by kewil / Translation: Anders Denken

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  1. If the koran is put in a landfill, there are several consequences

    1. Muslims will burn churches, riot and murder

    2. The EU will impose a koran disposal tax

    3. There is also the small matter of CO2 footprint of the koran – it could be high, specially if buildings start to go up in flames.

    There must be safe method to dispose of this incendiary booklet before it does any further damage.

    I know – take as many korans you can, then sell them to the Saudis at a bargain price. If the Saudis do not buy them, then use the koran as winter fuel. Let the Saudis know that will happen.

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